Right, listen up. Eating too many doughnuts is way bad for you. ‘Ickle and not often thank you very much. However, ‘Doughnut Economics’ as explained by Kate Raworth (link to ‘er blog – HERE), looks as though it might be well good for you. I’ve drawn my interpretation of this theory and expanded it […]
I have invented the ever-lasting and interactive firework! Imagine the excitement of the family gathered round as this magnificent invention is hurled into the air and everyone has a wondeful time going “Whooooosh, ahhhhhhhhh, BANG!!!!!†It can then be picked up, so long as it’s been thrown thoughtfully and carefully of course, and then used […]
I suppose it’s about time I wrote a bucket list. The trouble is I have no idea what to put on it. I don’t want to swim with bloody dolphins and Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has banned me from bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower wearing nothing but a kilt and a smile. […]
Scene: The village shop. The girl behind the counter, Milly, is rearranging the display of gingernut biscuits. Enter Mr Daddy Papersurfer. Milly: “Oh, Sir Papersurfer sir …..†[getting rather flustered, whilst dropping a curtsy and three packets of gingernuts] ” what news I have for you! We have just been delivered of some Mother’s Pride, […]
It’s the time of year when these will be keeling over soon ….. …… and these will be opening and closing their eyes on a daily basis for many months to come ….. …… except the ones that get beheaded with the lawn mower. Still, they don’t seem to mind too much – they always […]
I received this email from the European Commission yesterday:- Berlaymont rue de la Loi, 200 1040 – Bruxelles Dear Mr ******** [Using my real name!!!] (Good Lord. How could they possibly know THAT. Horrible! Lo,TG Ed) It has come to our attention that you have various sites on the internet. To whit: Daddy Papersurfer Dear […]
………. just to let you know that we are moving to the Cliff Top Residence on the 15th of December and that ALL presents should be delivered down that particular chimney. I apologise now for any inconvenience caused by the fact I’ve blocked up the chimney but I’m sure you will come up with something […]
Frog dog is now peeing outside – don’t ask about anything else! Avid readers – a seminar, Word games and the development of communication techniques are fascinating, although considering the IQ of most people that I meet, sometimes the latter seems a waste of time. [ Papersurfer readers, you are exempt from this generalisation however […]
