Daddy Papersurfer

 
As you can see I’ve been cutting the hedges at the Cliff Top Residence. This is real altfact photo of the garden.

I decided to have a shower afterwards as I was covered in clippings.

“Oh, how did that get there?”
and
“And there!?! It’s not possible.”
and
“Nobody will believe that.”

Finally I reckoned I had found all the bits.
I got out of the shower and started to dry myself.

I was wrong. Buried away between my … oh hang on, the phone’s ringing.

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