A PERCEPTIVE POST

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I stand before Lo she is a terrible Goddess wearing nothing but my socks and a worried expression on my face.

‘Do I look emaciated? Only I read somewhere that anorexics look at their reflection in a mirror and see a fat person. That’s just happened to me!’

The TG sighs.

‘No Peabrain you’re definitely not anorexic ……. although the word ‘wreck’ might be included in a description.’

‘Are you sure?’

‘Yes.’

‘Thank heavens for that.’

I’m dismissed with a curt shake of the head and then return to the bathroom to see what has gone wrong with the mirror.

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