Henry
A dragon named Henry was macho all day,
But at night with his drag on he was terribly gay. [DP]
The Caterpillar
I am a caterpillar
It really is a farce
I climb up into the trees
And slide down on my hands and knees. [anon]
A Sticky Situation
I am a little worm
It’s really very funny
I climb into a honey pot
And get my tummy gummy! [anon]
A Quick Dip
Penguins look like waiters
And on ice floes run amok
They dive into the freezing water
And hardly give a cluck. [DP]
The Unwilling Volunteer
“I need a lookout and you’re just the chapâ€
“Me Sir!!?! No Sir! I’m a mere cat.†[DP]
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Match of the Day
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