Comments on: WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

By: daddyp

daddyp — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:34:32 +0000

All you have to do Mumsy *offers tissue and shoulder* is to drag off the fantastic DP Fan Club wotsit onto your desk top and then insert into your blog sidebar [with my URL safely under it's bushel] ….. speak to the loverly James …. he’s the man for the job …..

By: dulwichmum

dulwichmum — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:56:26 +0000

Please help me Daddy dear. I want to join your fan club, but I don’t know how (sob). I want to be a DP Member (stomps foot).

By: daddyp

daddyp — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:19:13 +0000

I can’t imagine why she would have wanted me to shave my pubes ……. unless …. *thinks* …… oh, never mind ….. what’s done is done …….

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:08:19 +0000

Perhaps she was suggesting you shave your pubes? Or that unsightly hair protruding from your ears and nostrils?

By: daddyp

daddyp — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:09:37 +0000

You should be my manager!!! – that’s a brilliant idea. Would you accept 7.5% of my earnings? If so, you owe me about 80 quid ……….

By: Diane

Diane — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:05:34 +0000

Now that Tiger Woods has fallen from favour with Gillette, I hear there is a vacancy…I reckon that photo of you would fit nicely into their new campaign…

By: daddyp

daddyp — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:22:54 +0000

I’m not allowed near those ……. not after the incident when I was young with the neighbour’s cat …..

By: 70steen

70steen — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:39:56 +0000

I think that was a very thoughtful present but I would imagine that ‘back in the day’ it was actually a cut-throat type one??? just a thought!!!

By: daddyp

daddyp — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:14:44 +0000

That was a very plucky gift …… I suppose a blowtorch would have been over the top ….. tee hee

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:44:11 +0000

my now ex-husband gave me a home electrolysis kit one year for christmas. i thought it sweet…