WILL THE NEIGHBOUR SURVIVE? ….. a new play by Daddy Papersurfer

Setting – the garden on a glorious summer’s day

Props – one sun lounger and a hedge and some newly installed bird feeders

The Players –

The terrible Goddess [off stage right, reclining on ottoman]
Daddy Papersurfer
Aloe Vera

Act 1

DP rushes on stage and then turns, heads back towards the house and shouts.

Me : “TIIIIIITS!!!!! ON MY FAT BALLS!!!!!!”

The TG [off stage right, yawning] : “Really?”

Sound, stage left, apparently from the other side of hedge.

Aloe Vera : “Gasp” – small delay – *thud*

The End

[I’m considering buying an ambulance for Aloe Vera to save the tax payers a little bit of dosh]

(I’m thinking of resigning as editor. Anybody else want a go?  Lo,TG Ed)

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