I come on the interweave to chillax not to be stressed out more …. please. please. please reconsider even if it is only to protect your more innocent of readers [I have no idea who they may be but I could introduce some just to prevent this ... oh just thought.. think of Papersurfer jnr he must be at an impressionable age !!!]
Hey there DP, don’t you just hate those doors that open the wrong way! You’ll be ready for the Olympics soon, specially the events for Gingernut throwing, the 500 meters Gingernut hurdles and the Gingernut pentathlon
sledpress replied: September 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Oh you feeble gents. Mama Sled is here to shame and tame you into doing wall walks, bench step-ups and pole twists until you hollar for mercy, and that is just the warm-up.
This came along at the perfect juncture. I’m about to start a new exercise regimen hoping to regain that Grecian god-like form. Not not Grecian formula. Anyway, now that I know the tricks of the trade, I shall begin immediately. As soon as I finish this box of chocolate.
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I think a bigger health warning maybe needed!!! however, you do have an ‘interesting’ running and standing style…..
Will star jumps be in ‘DP The Sequel? Can we have an out takes video only? I am so excited …. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
I thought ‘Grouting for the Elderly’ might go down a storm ……. or ‘Gingernut Yoga’ – Star jumps are a bit advanced at this stage ……..
Thank goodness Lo,TG left out the leotard scenes!
There were some discussions about leotards but on advice from my lawyers I decided to restrict my magnetism …… for health and safety reasons …….
Leotard? Oh thank christ you didn’t. my eyes would never recover
Be still your beating heart ……. I know Nursey ….. very unsettling …….
oh thank goodness *shudder*
I could do a ’special’ I suppose – just for you ……
no really .. it’s ok … no honestly .. CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
OK then – I’ll just dig out some lycra ……..
I come on the interweave to chillax not to be stressed out more …. please. please. please reconsider even if it is only to protect your more innocent of readers [I have no idea who they may be but I could introduce some just to prevent this ... oh just thought.. think of Papersurfer jnr he must be at an impressionable age !!!]
I’ll be seeing him fairly soon – I have a plan to do a film with him as well …… ooooo, we could both wear wetsuits and do a dance routine – brilliant!
the wet suit dance would be good … but you don’t want his lasting thoughts of his granddad to be of you in a leotard … but there again? lol
Hey there DP, don’t you just hate those doors that open the wrong way! You’ll be ready for the Olympics soon, specially the events for Gingernut throwing, the 500 meters Gingernut hurdles and the Gingernut pentathlon
Gingernuts are the way forward Karen …… not a lot of people know that ………
Le Gingernut est mort, vive le Gingernut
Somewhere… there’s a Canadian chick gazing into some surfer’s eyes and wondering if he’s really who he says he is.
It’s almost impossible to believe…
I’m just trying to redefine the word ‘gay’ back to it’s old meaning …….. tee hee
you have been named and shamed…
Many have tried young Sylvie …… and many have succeeded ………
The evil of the exercise clique has infected you. Flee for your life! But do it slowly. Make sure you don’t work up a sweat.
Good heavens – just the thought of working up a sweat brings me out in a ……… sweat …….. oh dear
Oh you feeble gents. Mama Sled is here to shame and tame you into doing wall walks, bench step-ups and pole twists until you hollar for mercy, and that is just the warm-up.
Report to my exercise studio at 0800.
I say – you’re very firm aren’t you Sledpress ……. I like that ………
“Stern Governess” is one of my codenames. :p
I dread to think what else you might be called – tee hee
So that’s why you have “a figure identical to Kratos.”
I am mighty it’s true ……. *flexes ….. and then feels faint*
*flexes to show off real-ish muscles then falls out of seat*
It’s tricky ain’t it? – tee hee
*having trouble getting back in chair*
This came along at the perfect juncture. I’m about to start a new exercise regimen hoping to regain that Grecian god-like form. Not not Grecian formula. Anyway, now that I know the tricks of the trade, I shall begin immediately. As soon as I finish this box of chocolate.
Only too pleased to help Jamie ….. erm, what type of chocolates …….?