WHY I’M A BABE MAGNET

I’ve decided to share the secret of my success and why I’m so ‘fit’.

Use this information wisely and very carefully.

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8 Comments

  1. Posted September 22, 2009 at 7:31 am | Permalink

    I think a bigger health warning maybe needed!!! however, you do have an ‘interesting’ running and standing style…..

    Will star jumps be in ‘DP The Sequel? Can we have an out takes video only? I am so excited …. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    daddyp replied:

    I thought ‘Grouting for the Elderly’ might go down a storm ……. or ‘Gingernut Yoga’ – Star jumps are a bit advanced at this stage ……..

  2. Posted September 22, 2009 at 7:57 am | Permalink

    Thank goodness Lo,TG left out the leotard scenes!

    daddyp replied:

    There were some discussions about leotards but on advice from my lawyers I decided to restrict my magnetism …… for health and safety reasons …….

    nursemyra replied:

    Leotard? Oh thank christ you didn’t. my eyes would never recover

    daddyp replied:

    Be still your beating heart ……. I know Nursey ….. very unsettling …….

    70steen replied:

    oh thank goodness *shudder*

    daddyp replied:

    I could do a ’special’ I suppose – just for you ……

    70steen replied:

    no really .. it’s ok … no honestly .. CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!

    daddyp replied:

    OK then – I’ll just dig out some lycra ……..

    70steen replied:

    I come on the interweave to chillax not to be stressed out more …. please. please. please reconsider even if it is only to protect your more innocent of readers [I have no idea who they may be but I could introduce some just to prevent this ... oh just thought.. think of Papersurfer jnr he must be at an impressionable age !!!]

    daddyp replied:

    I’ll be seeing him fairly soon – I have a plan to do a film with him as well …… ooooo, we could both wear wetsuits and do a dance routine – brilliant!

    70steen replied:

    the wet suit dance would be good … but you don’t want his lasting thoughts of his granddad to be of you in a leotard … but there again? lol

  3. Posted September 22, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

    Hey there DP, don’t you just hate those doors that open the wrong way! You’ll be ready for the Olympics soon, specially the events for Gingernut throwing, the 500 meters Gingernut hurdles and the Gingernut pentathlon :lol:

    daddyp replied:

    Gingernuts are the way forward Karen …… not a lot of people know that ………

    Karen @ Blazing Minds replied:

    Le Gingernut est mort, vive le Gingernut :lol:

  4. Posted September 22, 2009 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    Somewhere… there’s a Canadian chick gazing into some surfer’s eyes and wondering if he’s really who he says he is.

    It’s almost impossible to believe…

    daddyp replied:

    I’m just trying to redefine the word ‘gay’ back to it’s old meaning …….. tee hee

  5. Posted September 22, 2009 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    you have been named and shamed…

    daddyp replied:

    Many have tried young Sylvie …… and many have succeeded ………

  6. Posted September 22, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    The evil of the exercise clique has infected you. Flee for your life! But do it slowly. Make sure you don’t work up a sweat.

    daddyp replied:

    Good heavens – just the thought of working up a sweat brings me out in a ……… sweat …….. oh dear

    sledpress replied:

    Oh you feeble gents. Mama Sled is here to shame and tame you into doing wall walks, bench step-ups and pole twists until you hollar for mercy, and that is just the warm-up.

    Report to my exercise studio at 0800.

    daddyp replied:

    I say – you’re very firm aren’t you Sledpress ……. I like that ………

    sledpress replied:

    “Stern Governess” is one of my codenames. :p

    daddyp replied:

    I dread to think what else you might be called – tee hee

  7. Posted September 23, 2009 at 3:55 am | Permalink

    So that’s why you have “a figure identical to Kratos.”

    daddyp replied:

    I am mighty it’s true ……. *flexes ….. and then feels faint*

    Evan replied:

    *flexes to show off real-ish muscles then falls out of seat*

    daddyp replied:

    It’s tricky ain’t it? – tee hee

    Evan replied:

    *having trouble getting back in chair*

  8. Posted September 24, 2009 at 3:24 am | Permalink

    This came along at the perfect juncture. I’m about to start a new exercise regimen hoping to regain that Grecian god-like form. Not not Grecian formula. Anyway, now that I know the tricks of the trade, I shall begin immediately. As soon as I finish this box of chocolate.

    daddyp replied:

    Only too pleased to help Jamie ….. erm, what type of chocolates …….?

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