……. do Sunday drivers only come out on Sundays? Why do they drive at exactly five miles an hour under the speed limit? Why do they drive in the middle of the road? Why can’t you see their heads over the steering wheel? How have they kept alive for so long? Is it a test of my patience and love of my neighbour?
If so, I fail.
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Stumble It!
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That’s funny, you strike me as someone with a lot of patience
Of course you’re right ……. normally I’m a saint – my only fault being my modesty.
Oh that Drowsey is just hot for your arms….geeez.
Why don’t you just stop driving on Sundays?
Some of us have to work on a Sunday ….. if there is going to be a home for the most important person in my life ………. and the TG – tee hee
I fail ‘my test’ of humanity a daily basis when I drive to work … the fools don’t limit themsleves to Sunday driving only unfortunately….
I particularly want to shout at 2 types of Sunday drivers allowed out during the week
1. the ones who drive hogging the right lane when there is nothing in the left lane, they sit there under the speed limit … until they make their right turn 3 miles up the road … & it is an offence to undertake… tsk (replace left with right depending where you live)
2. Middle lane motorway hoggers ….. Blahhhh to you too
Gosh that rant was great for a monday morning I feel invigourated
My pleasure [and I'll ignore the DREADFUL spelling - just this once]
thank you … I can’t rant and not do typos at the same time ….. lol
daddyp…. I’m worried you’re undergoing some sort of transformation… your hair is way too long and you’re developing some feminine characteristics….
….. and I’ve put on a couple of pounds ….. apparently ……. but it’s all worth it – I’m YOUNG again!!!!!
I personally think that Sunday drivers are terrified to go out on the road on any other day of the week or they have SCD (Sunday Compulsive Disorder) and need to get on the road on Sundays only just to pee everyone off..
I knew there was a scientific explanation – Karen, you’re verging on genius level ….. in a way ……
It’s even worse round where I live. Any day of the week, there are sightseers, driving along slowly ‘oohing and aahing’ over the scenery.
The road that runs along the coast is particularly infuriating. These are also the same people that drive to MY beach (very slowly) – and then sit in their cars looking at the sea.
GET OUT AND GO FOR A WALK!
How dare people go to YOUR beach!!!! – I’m in shock here ……….
I know!
You must take action!!!! Perhaps a very loud “tut” …….
I had a similar rant on my site at the weekend – driving in fog – and the nutcases around me! Very scary…..
I’ve just had a peek – fog is scary – even scarier out at sea with similar twits around in speed boats …..
Sunday drivers only come out on Sunday because that is the only day that they can escape their jailers.
I suppose even jailers have to have a day off Celeste ….