Ode from the odorous – [sung to the tune of ‘Who wants to be a millionaire?’ – a brief reprise of my life]

Who wants to have some decent hair? – I do

Who wants to sit in a high-chair? – I do

Who wants to grow some pubic hair? – I do

Who wants a goddess very fair? – I do

Who wants some kids – a pair? – I do

Who looks like a grizzly bear? – I do

Who needs less nostril hair? – I do

Who needs an electric chair? – I do

Who needs inspection and repair? – I do

Who needs some serious medical care? – I do

But all I really need is yooooooooooou ………