WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY

Lo, the terrible Goddess’s pampering appointment last Saturday coincided with lunchtime and I had to fend for myself.
The TG insists that I only eat healthy and wholesome meals.

Healthy eating

As you can see I followed her instructions to the letter by having Cumberland sardines with a thin slice of grilled beetroot between two lightly buttered pieces of wholemeal bread. Delicious and nutritious.

(The strange thing is that, having entered upon this act of culinary self-sabotage with great, or so he thinks, stealth and cunning whilst [;-)tNb] I was otherwise engaged on matters of great importance, he then asked me to edit this post. Do you wonder I call him ‘Peabrain’? Bothered. Lo,TG Ed)

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