WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY

Lo, the terrible Goddess’s pampering appointment last Saturday coincided with lunchtime and I had to fend for myself.
The TG insists that I only eat healthy and wholesome meals.

Healthy eating

As you can see I followed her instructions to the letter by having Cumberland sardines with a thin slice of grilled beetroot between two lightly buttered pieces of wholemeal bread. Delicious and nutritious.

(The strange thing is that, having entered upon this act of culinary self-sabotage with great, or so he thinks, stealth and cunning whilst [;-)tNb] I was otherwise engaged on matters of great importance, he then asked me to edit this post. Do you wonder I call him ‘Peabrain’? Bothered. Lo,TG Ed)

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6 Comments

  1. Posted June 6, 2011 at 6:26 am | Permalink

    Hmm! Looks more like fatty bacon, and six pork sausages to my eyes DP! Suppose that’s butter on the bread as well! Most unhealthy.

    daddyp replied:

    Rubbish! … just goes to show you can’t believe anything you see nowadays … [* dabs grease from chin*]

  2. Posted June 6, 2011 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    Looks like a heavily disguised anti-matter sarnie to me.

    daddyp replied:

    Never combine pasta and antipasto … it gives you wormholes …

    gitwizard replied:

    I believe mixing Quarks and Quorn has the same effect.

  3. Posted June 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    BACON! heart attacks never tasted so good!

    daddyp replied:

    Thinly sliced beetroot … *crosses fingers*

  4. Posted June 6, 2011 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    What happened to a good old fashioned chip buttie?

    daddyp replied:

    Do five chips count as your 5-a-day?

  5. Posted June 6, 2011 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    If it had of been topped with a nice free range egg you would have fooled us all {{well not really… just humouring}}

    (tee hee TG 😉 )

    daddyp replied:

    Dammit – that would have been a good idea – eggs go very well with sardines and beetroot …

    70steen replied:

    you do realise that you can run but not hide from this ?

    daddyp replied:

    My ears tell me that, just for once, you’re right.

    70steen replied:

    *faints… thud*

    daddyp replied:

    Don’t misbehave in the Smoke …

  6. Posted June 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    We ritually create the perfect BLT with the first ripe beefsteak tomato. Nothing but the finest nitrate infused bacon will do, must have mayonnaise too. Toasted french bread. . . lettuce from the garden.

    Hurry, July! The tomato plants have their first blossoms on them today.

    daddyp replied:

    Yummy scrummy. I would just like to say that this year, for the first time, I’ve remembered to support the tomato plants before the normal annual collapse and, like you, the first trusses are blooming … *takes small bow*

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