Grilled Mustard-Crusted Dolphin
8 oz. Dolphin Fillets
Salt And Pepper — to taste
2 Tbsp Butter — melted
4 Tbsp Dijon Mustard
1/2 C Bread Crumbs
1 Oz Chopped Fresh Herbs
2 Tbsp Mustard Seeds
Season dolphin with salt and pepper; rub with a little melted butter; reserve remaining butter.
Over very hot grill (500°) cook dolphin only until grill marks appear. Remove from grill at once.
Rub Dijon mustard on fillet; top with mixture of remaining butter, bread crumbs, fresh herbs and mustard seeds. Bake in oven at 350° until dolphin is brown on top and moist in centre.
I suppose there will be complaints ……..
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(In my opinion this is completely tasteless. Lo,TG Ed)
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*tsk* ~ *tsk* May a thousand dolphins poop on your head! (Or something like that…)
Oh dear, what with all the chickens, ‘ickle lambies, snuffling piggies and so on doing the same, I’ll be in a right ol’ mess …….
Laughing dolphins, laughing lambs, this is what I think about people eating laughing animals : La vache qui rit à la DP-san … we know where you live… gringrin 70’s
That’s one clever laughing cow …… very impressed ……
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Hmmm, I will make sure never ever again to smile when I come across you DP
Happy food is good food ……..
Have you ever seen a smiling dolphin fillet DPsan?
No but I did make a bacon sandwich smirk once …. until I got to the line “and this little piggy went to market” …… it all ended up a bit of a mess I’m afraid ……… oh well
Now that 70’s told the Dolphins where you live, it will soon be another mess, I guess.
One man’s mess is another man’s stew …..
here comes the chopping squa…
sorry, they even chop letters off…
Isn’t a chop a Chinese seal?
DPsan , that’s utterly intelligent of you, but I will stick to eating Hainanese chickenchop.
This blog was caught using dolphin friendly nets.
There were a couple of tuna [tunii?] in there as well but I threw them back ……
Hope you didn’t do that on porpoise BTW……………..
Why me? why? why? why? ……..
GW *snigger*
Please don’t encourage him …..
but it is fun
Oh dear ……
This is the plaice to do it – - -
No it isn’t …… it really isn’t …..
I find a quick squeeze of fresh lime juice really brings out the smirky flavour…
Good tip Penfold – the same goes for kittens of course although I favour the juice of an orange ……
tsk DP !! Anyway you have misread that ’smile’ it is not a happy smile it is ‘I know where you live DP’ type smile…. if I were you I would be very afraid …….
I know that dolphins can jump quite high but the cliff here is about 200ft high ….. I could rig up a cooking pot in case one does manage it …….
Just keep one eye over your shoulder when on the beach ….. don’t go out alone…….
[A couple of years ago there was a dead dolphin on the beach about 1/2 a mile away - it was quite a tourist attraction - all very odd]
That was the original scout …….
He’d lost his woggle then …….
that is what happens when you lose your woggle you end up beached …. tragic indeed
I am absolutely appalled, DP, this is deadful, disgusting and outrageous.
How you could suggest mixing fresh herbs, breadcrumbs and mustard seeds with Dijon I cannot fathom for an instant. What are you trying to do man, kill the fillet?
You must remember young Somnabulist that my taste buds need all the help they can get nowadays …….
The world isn’t fair. I post a comment at my blog, about a certain ethnic group enjoying the consumption of any type of animal penis, and no one notices. You post about eating dolphin, and look at all the comments.
(Or does that mean that people just don’t see anything wrong with eating penis? Hmm…..)
Dolphins are very popular and actually enjoy nibbling on a penis …… which is one reason I never skinny dip. There are several other reasons which I don’t really want to get into at the moment …..
@ Frac’(Or does that mean that people just don’t see anything wrong with eating penis? Hmm…..)’… *blushes and faints * lol
You can count me out for a start!!
I’ll have you know, there’s a group called ‘IOPS’ (International Ox Penis Society) quite upset with you now. You’ve no problem eating dolphin, but an ox penis… you shun? They plan a sit-in over at the Cliff-Top. I hear there will be plenty of free penis nibblers (with dip) and some naked protesting.
I’m not sure… but the last I heard, they were trying to enlist the support of Uma Thurman as their spokesperson. After all, the wolves and the seals get that Ashely Judd woman… they figure Uma loves a good penis enough to help out.
{{{ROFL… sometimes I just kill myself…}}}
Fracas,what with your rapier wit and Uma’s Katana skills, I think DPsan needs to keep a sharp lookout.
let’s just face it … he is F’d .. what wit dear Frac.. Uma… the Japanese .. scouting dolphins … EEEK!!
I’m sorry – I seem to have ended up in some alternative universe – I must have taken a wrong turning at the hardware store ……. still, I remembered my nutcrackers ……….now, where’s my Uma sandwich?
I’m quite serious. There’s photos too… dog penis, ox penis, etc.
I don’t think that’s what we have in mind when we pick up Chinese food….
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Hello SonyaSunny …… I don’t really understand your blog but hello anyway – tee hee
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