A stick of course – tee hee.
Anyhoo, I expect you could see that sticking out a mile, but I’ll stick to the theme anyway.
That well known Canadian Blogger [an oxymoron perchance? ….. tee hee] Fracarse, gave me an idea the other day.
Apparently she has a tendency to get the wrong end of the stick, so I have decided to launch a new Daddy Papersurfer service, with the help of Grumpy Ted, called “STICK IT”.
Without fail Grumpy always gets the wrong end of the stick …….
…… he’s rubbish at Pooh Sticks as well.
Sooooo, if you have a stick that you have doubts about send it to me, and after Grumpy has picked it up – thus defining the wrong end, I’ll return it to you, labelled correctly.
Obviously this will be quite an expensive service as there are two of us involved, along with the cost of labels, postage and packaging.
Don’t be a stick-in-the-mud, send me your stick and card details now, for a guaranteed result.
Please send your stick to :-
Stick It
D.Papersurfer
The Cliff Top Residence
Southern England
N.B. Remember to take out your own insurance.
(Don’t forget to insure against spontaneous combustion in transit Oh, and woodworm. Lo,TG Ed)
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Stumble It!
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Honestly, what would I do without you?
It’s not just that you’re the boss… it’s as though you’re a mentor even… (or is that ment… oh never mind, I’m sure it was mentor…)
I have several sticks out on the fraccy porch, just waiting to be defined. I’ll ask if Mr. Frac has time to pop them in the mail tomorrow for me since as everyone knows, in Canada we have laws stipulating that Canadians are allowed only one vehicle per family (all other transportation must be by moose & cart) and Mr. Frac plans to use ours tomorrow.
I’m sure the TG is hoping for something to keep you busy in that lull period between Christmas and New Year’s, so we’ll do our best!
I’m expecting to be kept very busy young Fraccy. BTW, if no payment is received, I’ll have a very large bonfire …… tee hee
PS – I don’t think I’m mentholated but it would probably be a good idea ……..
are there size limitations to your service? … thought I could drive my sticky stick down to you and GT
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2003/CaberToss.jpg
Cabers of any size can be accommodated …… the cost will be quite high though, what with the price of brown paper and string being at an all time high …… and the cost of a truss for Grumpy of course …..
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
I don’t know, what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? ………. apart from David Dickinson of course ……
Your answer is better than the actual one…I’m almost embarrassed to say it’s a carrot…
I do hope you’re blushing ………
Are sticks sent to Southern Sassenachland subject to rising damp and dry rot?
They will be returned in exactly the same condition as they arrive in ………. probably ……….
Eheheheheh!!<—–not portuguese!!! Right!You got me!
) Haaaaapyyyy Holiiiday!
How are you?Too cold overthere?I am hating Winter.I am counting the days to Summer…again!Porcaria de tempo!
Look, I have a business proposal for you!!Yeah!!:)) What can it be?Emailing you in 1,2,3 minutes!!!
It’s way too cold over here …….. brrrrrr…… still, the days are just starting to get longer again now ……
[I'm watching my inbox ...... ooooo, that's interesting!!!!]
There’s not a single stain on that couch. I take it TG doesn’t let you anywhere near it with your tea and gingernuts?
You are spot on Nursey …… how come you know everything? …….. scary