Daddy Papersurfer

What the ……!!!?!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Or possibly

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker’s late.

If anyone can provide another explanation for this piccy please do … and the first person to say cock fighting will be in serious trouble!