Comments on: TOAST

By: daddyp

daddyp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:48:24 +0000

OK, calm down dear. Have several brandies and then …. draw a Christmas tree on a wall, paint decorations on the ceiling, go on a strict diet of sugar snap peas [thereby saving on shopping time, don’t bother cleaning -it’ll only get dirty again and restrict buying presents to ones for elderly British gentlemen. This advice is my present to you. There ………. all sorted. Another brandy ……. and a slice of toast? Dammit, I’ve run out of bread!!!!! …….. gotta go to the shops now …………. whoooosh

By: daddyp

daddyp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:41:25 +0000

Sorry Celeste – it won’t happen again. Turkey sandwich?

By: daddyp

daddyp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:39:42 +0000

Can you two wait behind after class please …….

By: daddyp

daddyp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:38:28 +0000

He kept a toaster in his hat ……. obviously.

[Thank you Karen - I can now relax]

By: daddyp

daddyp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:36:48 +0000

I’m going to have to start giving out detentions ……… tsk

By: daddyp

daddyp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:35:49 +0000

He might be quite jolly – sometimes ……

By: antique archie

antique archie — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:33:30 +0000

Hmmm – who was that sniggering beside me? Perhaps a little snoggering in the back row could be fun.

By: John

John — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:21:42 +0000

…you did mean tobacco in the second reference, me hopes. lol. Cause Christopher Walken is NOT gay. Freaky, strange, but not gay. (I think, lol)

By: Olga, the Traveling Bra

Olga, the Traveling Bra — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:38:03 +0000

I can’t believe you have time to worry about toast at a time like this! What about the Christmas tree? The decorations? The shopping…the cleaning….the presents? MY Present?!!!

Oh excuse me…I got a little outta control for a moment…this holiday season has got my straps stretched to the limit…I think I need a cup of brandy. Both actually. Cheers!

By: Celest3e

Celest3e — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:28:33 +0000

Now yyou have done went and made me hungry!