Technogran came closest to my original caption [which was “Any distinguishing features?] to the LMAO cartoon competition I posted just over a week ago. Luckily I used the word ‘exact’ in the conditions of entry so nobody wins a t-shirt! …….. *phew – puts wallet back under the floor boards*
Anyhoo, as I’m feeling very generous …… oh, all right then ……on instructions from Lo, she is a terrible Goddess who said “meany” very softly but with more than a hint of menace, a prize will be awarded to the funniest alternative caption to this little beauty …….
The TG will be the judge as she is totally unbiased and anyway it’s her default position. I must let you know that she doesn’t like bad language and is very sensitive ( ;-[ Lo,TG Ed) ….. good luck!
The winner will be announced on Friday …… probably …… oh yes, the prize ….. the original cartoon!!!!!
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Match of the Day
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“and when our pet ferret Kevin escaped into next door’s garden, I had to do my naked spitfire impression to divert Aloe’s attention while the wife lured him back with a pair of my undercrackers…..”
That sounds very familiar ….. tee hee
Damn! That’s a bummer! Didn’t see that it had to be exactly matching. (The answer I mean, not the missing bottom.)
Sigh so near yet so far….story of my life I suppose..
It’s a hard knock life ….. be brave ….. may I offer a cuppa to go with your delicious looking brekky?
“…yes oozing! Luckily the cat was right there to lick it off before the vicar came in.”
Quick quick !!!!!!!
Ooooh I shall have to ponder this one awhile…
Oh dear …..
“I can’t take in all this information – nun’s have very tight you know whats and Hello Kitty tattoos are cool – or was that another post? …. I don’t even have a sister …… and why wasn’t I mentioned? Anyhoo …. about my rash ….. oh never mind …… no one cares anyway ……. *sulk*”
Tee hee hee …….. [note to self - ban copy and paste comments]
I think I’d prefer the Cricket Matches
Same here ……
I liked the matches today. I’m no good at funny captions.
Oh dear, I was hoping for some help ……
1960’s Catholic Nuns had their habits attached to their heads with an intricate design of bobby pins. No way that a six year old student could pull that habit off her head.
*looks perplexed* ……. *light dawns* …….. Thank you for a full and frank explanation …… phew!
“And that’s how my bum managed to get featured on YouTube!”
I like this ….. I hope the TG agrees ….
“I didn’t know that body parts had that kind of flexibility either, but it is how I managed to get such high ratings on YouTube!”
Good heavens …… *sits down with boggled mind*
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