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The cold weather continues. Apparently there was even a flurry of snow in Eastbourne yesterday which is almost unheard of at any time of year.
I blame putting the clocks back …………
……….. still never mind, my nipples have been very perky for the last couple of days.
(Totally unwarranted, unwanted, undesirable, uninteresting, unnecessary, unedifying information Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)
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Stumble It!
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Of course they get perky if you leave them out in the snowy air. Try putting a shirt on. I’m sure the TG would appreciate being able to uncover her eyes again.
Mangoes on special today.
Personally I think she’s over-reacting ………..
Is that a Through-the-Looking-Glass clock? I want one!
Hope you don’t get chafed nips.
You get confused enough without having to live your days backwards ……… surely.
I shall apply some lip balm to them immediately ….. *giggle* …. that tickles!!
Thank heavens I read this. I shall remember not to ‘borrow’ your lip balm at the office again.
After seeing today’s post title on the blogroll I eagerly surfed in expecting to hear about your exciting first hand reminiscences from Pearl Harbour. Well, you can imagine my disappointment.
My work is nearly done – I aim to disappoint …….
au contraire TG, there are not enougn posts about the state of daddyp’s nipples… bring it on I say…
Oooooo ……. you’ve gone all ‘foreign’ Nursey. Anyway, to keep you up to date, the weather has warmed up a tad and my nipples are as normal as they are ever likely to be ……..
Now imagine if I had written that? There would be lot of tsking…..
there again I couldn’t possible write that as I am far to young to live in Eastbourne………..
Well we’ll see about ‘tsking’ if you ’smoosh’ your breasts on the behest of Olga and Claire …….. I don’t actually live in Eastbourne …… I’m on the outskirts – lurking ……….
TMI, DP, TMI…
You want to know more!!!?!! ……. I’ll email you – tee hee
NOOOOOO! TMI = TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
I’m still trying to erase the mental picture this post has implanted in my brain.
Think happy thoughts….
Not ‘too miniscule information’ then ……. oh well
All I said was “I haven’t seen a single blue tit loiter around the quince tree in the back yard, either.”
Sheesh …
How is my inspiration today? ……. [ all your fault!!!]
LOL! I didn’t think men worried about whether their nipples were perky or not. Priceless!!
It’s of great concern …….. and little importance.
Try as you may, your cold nipples will never surpass the fraccy cold nipples I posted on my blog last winter. They’re legendary.
HA!
(But seriously… there are bras you can buy with extra passing to conceal when those nipples are rather nipply. It seems to be alright for men to wear bras these days, so that’s my suggestion to help you out… since winter can’t be avoided and all…)
Of course, I meant padding, not passing. It’s rather difficult to type with the keyboard flopping on my lap the way it does.
Oh, the things I must endure whilst healing.
Thank you for your very helpful advice [plus corrections] young Fraccy.
The bravery you are exhibiting is a fine example to all bloggers ……… [oh, the things I must endure while Fraccy heals - tee hee]
I’ll send you a set of beads if you raise your shirt up.
(he’d probably have a box on underneath it. :snort:)
Tempting ….. mmmmm …….. what type of beads?
Smooshed Boobies-Prints look SMASHING with perky nipples! …just sayin’
I am not ’smooshing’ my boobies!!!! ….. I’ll just be around in an advisory capacity ………..
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