The latest blockbuster from Windsor had a very successful ‘for one day only’ special last Friday.

The main characters had learnt their lines beautifully and the supporting cast played their roles very convincingly.


It will not be going on tour although there will be tribute acts appearing in pantomimes at theatres throughout the land. Details will be available in the Daily Mail every day for the foreseeable future. (I imagine the press are going bonkers trying to find the honeymoon venue. Tee hee. Nothing on Earth would persuade me to give it away… Lo, TG Ed.)



  1. Posted May 2, 2011 at 6:07 am | Permalink

    this is pretty brilliant, DP… oh, dear. i may have to reconsider my opinion of your genuine degree of intellect.

    daddyp replied:

    Visual stolen I’m afraid *goes back to re-sit en-trance examination*

  2. Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:00 am | Permalink

    Most excellent. The wedding was a big deal to folks here too… until the recent big news story of course. As for me, I’m too busy gardening…

    daddyp replied:

    The thot plickens …… perhaps the wedding was a diversionary tactic?

  3. Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    Spookily similar…

    daddyp replied:

    The story boards must have been identical young Puddock …

  4. Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    So the honeymoon must be in Disneyland…..

    daddyp replied:

    That’s what they want us to think ….. my money’s on Bognor ……

    gitwizard replied:

    *Searches holiday brochures*

    daddyp replied:

    Probably a small B&B with sea views … and a helipad.

  5. Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    Excellent DP. The day certainly was as polished as a Disney classic…. still sniggering about the second photos 🙂

    daddyp replied:

    I expect to be knighted very soon …….

    70steen replied:

    should wear my glasses more I could have sworn that said ‘knitted’ lol

    daddyp replied:

    Is that likely? … *thinks* … more likely I suppose …. carry on …..

  6. Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    But the wicked cousins aren’t wearing goth eye makeup and Philip Treacy hats.

    daddyp replied:

    They did make an effort though …

  7. Posted May 3, 2011 at 2:23 am | Permalink

    This is the most realistic coverage of The Big Event that I have seen so far. Too bad Disney doesn’t have any animated features with paparazzi.

    daddyp replied:

    Very remiss – hopefully your comment will be noticed by the powers that be …

  8. Posted May 3, 2011 at 6:41 am | Permalink

    I heard they’re going to the Maldives 😉

    daddyp replied:

    Have you got contacts!!!?!

  9. Posted May 3, 2011 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Love it 🙂

    daddyp replied:

    Well hello Sharon J.

    Re falling apart – don’t shave your legs, plait and then use a very strong hairspray. This will prevent you from falling apart as you totter to Norway in your Birkenstocks ….. you’re very welcome ….. [have a safe journey]

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