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For those people who are having a bit of trouble moving around and who also demand the very best in footwear, I have found the perfect present.
I’ve been racking and wrecking my brains for seconds now and just cannot think of a suitable recipient ………….. oh well.
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How very, very 70’s!
I could have got her one too I suppose - oh well, next time.
Weird. I thought they only came in pairs.
I’ve warned you several times about thinking young Somnambulist - it’s a dangerous business.
ooo Archie I can so see me driving one of these lol
DP I see you are going for the mono leg approach again with Dear Frac….. well I suppose she could wear the single flip flop you sent her on the other foot (it will do wonders for her abdo surgery recovery
!!)
Have you any idea what a pair would cost!!!!!?! She may be a reasonable secretary but there are limits to my generosity ………..
does it come with anti beemer rep heel action??
You upset Diane again! [probably - I'll do some research]
Please add ‘ll - thank you ….
addled!! *snigger*
Go away!!!!
you know you will miss me when I am back at work
Do you ever do as you’re told? ……. tsk.
lol no!!!
I’ll try the ignoring technique ……. ooooo, look a butterfly! - shame it’s dead ……
Yes, my bottom lip is quivering again. Us lady BMW drivers are wonderful drivers.
Apart from not being able to reverse or parallel park……
I reckon that 70’s would like to own a BMW actually - and I speak as the owner of a Volvo [far superior - tee hee]
Diane … you know I don’t mean you … that is why I put ‘rep’…
[can't believe you fessed to bad parking here.... sigh!!!]
yep closet Beemer lover here
Notice how I ignored that because Diane is soooooo upset - poor thing - no wonder she’s rubbish - tee hee
A reasonable secretary? Pish. If it wasn’t for your failing eyesight (and though it doesn’t have much to do with this comment, let’s not forget about your loss of teeth) you’d see that I’m much more than reasonable. I pick up fallen memos with more panache than anyone. (It’s a trick I learned from that movie Reese Witherspoon movie…)
Actually I’m beginning to wonder if I can reason with you young Fraccy - it would make the assumption that I am capable of reason which I’m slowly beginning to doubt …….. tee hee
I knew I could count on my fraccy sis, to make that point with the old git. I think he was confused because I file all those shoe posts into the ‘Red Shoe Diaries’ catgory instead of a ‘Red ShoeS Diaries’ but ah well, perhaps if I save this one, at some point he will forget he sent the one… send me another single one, and I’ll have a pair?
Exactly! - I follow your lead …….
Does the car freshener come as a mini Odor Eater single? yuck yuck
That’s actually quite funny young John …… corny of course. Cheese?
…and he laughed. Yuck yuck was in reference to the…aw, nevermind.
That thing is almost as big as a bus!Just think of all the friend you could pile in there.
We could all play ‘footsy’ …….
When people get in your way do you have to use a “shoe” horn to beep them out of the way…. Sorry couldn’t resist it
I’m going to have to come up with the ‘worst pun in the world’ award ……. you’re definitely in with a chance young Karen.
I do try, or maybe I dont’t

Actually, your terrible puns are original which counts for a lot …….. probably - tee hee
Does that man come with it? I’m just asking ’cause he’s not my type so I’ll have to deliberate carefully as to whom I should gift him to…
Any suggestions?
What is your type? a tad more manly I suppose …… a bit like me *grunt*
rofl …. with or without your teeth……………… I am back
Back from where? ……. and why are you laughing?
You told me to go away
Laughing? I am just a naturally happy kinda gal {{more manly hee hee }}
I’m so butch it just isn’t true …….
true!!
….. and now I’ve lost track completely ….. and not for the first time.
First threads and now tracks.. it is worse than I thought??
Do you know where the other one went? I want it!
You’re very demanding …… [no change there then - tsk]
LOL! omg - my sister would totally love this!
What is beginning to worry me young Ms Monkey is that I want one too ……….. oh dear
Does the Goddess know about this match.com-like adulation?
=)
Shuuuuuuush Jupiterb - are you trying to get me in trouble?
Hee, hee, hee…I would love to have one to ride around the lake here.
now that would be a blast. Just toodeling, yes a word I madde up, and watching everyone’s expression as I come gliding down the lane in my big red shoe!!
Awwwwwwww….so much fun!!:-))))
You’ll have to get Walter to make you one …… he’s got loads of time ……..