THE PENIS MONOLOGUES

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Act 1

Penis enters stage right, stops mid stage, then wanders off stage left.

Act 2

Penis enters stage left, stands mid stage and clasps arms around itself ….. then exits stage left.

Act 3

Penis enters stage right and stands mid stage.

“I’m soooo sorry about that – I was feeling a bit of a dick.”

Takes bow to rapturous applause and standing ovation.

Curtain falls.

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