Act 1
Penis enters stage right, stops mid stage, then wanders off stage left.
Act 2
Penis enters stage left, stands mid stage and clasps arms around itself ….. then exits stage left.
Act 3
Penis enters stage right and stands mid stage.
“I’m soooo sorry about that – I was feeling a bit of a dick.”
Takes bow to rapturous applause and standing ovation.
Curtain falls.
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Stumble It!
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Where on earth is TG? Does she know what you’re up to?
I managed to smuggle this past her ……. shussssssh
I’m here! What’s he up to now? Ooops! Sorry wrong TG! Though I still don’t approve of this infantile post….;)
Hello Technogran …… blimey there are a lot of TGs in the world ……. I don’t approve of it either …. still there you go …… tee hee
An armed penis? Oh, dear… it’s what we’ve been afraid of from the start…
Oh, don’t they all think they’re armed though? I suppose it’s ’cause they spend so much time at drill practice.
rofl.
TG is going to banish him to the shed (without gingernuts) for this!
I’m moving there straight away to save time ….. tee hee
Umm – did you mis-spell “ovulation”?
I can’t speak for the rest of DP’s audience, but once I hit 40, I forbade any kind of fraccy ovulation to occur. I just hope the fraccy eggs take instruction better than the fraccy kids (or the fraccy boss)…
That reminds of the great riposte to the chat-up line “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” …… “Unfertilised.”
“I was feeling a bit of a dick.”
Amazing.
An honest dick who isn’t afraid of his size. Truly remarkable. Still… the eyes just aren’t as white as they should be… a bit blue I’d say… has there been a wee bit of the abuse of the little blue pill?
Oh. Now I see. The monologue was a sad story… I’m crying big sympathy tears for you. Tissue?
No.. I meant for me…
Penii have a very limited range of emotion …….
No wonder they make ‘those’ big machines nowadays.
I love a big digger ……
Kachug, kachug, kachug.
I have no idea what you’re talking about? I just asked for a tissue. What big machines preoccupy your thoughts John?
I hope this isn’t going to turn into a tissue issue ……..
kachug, kachug, kachug, TOOOOOOOT!
ThAR ShE BWOOOOOWWWWWS, ME HARDIES! THAR BE WALES!
Moby Dick always sounds like a disease to me …..
This movie brought to you by Big Red & Thor, makers of DP’s Heinie Wine…available at finer gentries in Wales.
Reminded me of the tissue scene in The Odessa File, Fracas.
I could lie and say I know what scene you speak of, but being perfect and all, I don’t lie. My blog is proof of that.
lol.
However… I really have no idea. Honest.
At last!!!! Fraccy admits to “having no idea” ….. tee hee heeeeeeeeeee
Calm down DP… have you over-consumed of the gingernuts and are thus, hyper? I said I had no idea about the tissue scene he referred to. Regarding absolutely everything else in the world, I am still of course, a veritable fountain of knowledge and information.
It’s alright though, I’ll overlook this faux pas… I have such compassion for wee blokes who can’t manage their blood sugar… brings out the softie in me.
I knew you were a font ….. after all I’m married to another one …….
Fracas is the new and improved Scratch and Sniff Font, fresh out of Beta!
…I ain’t touchin’ that one.
I’ll scratch …… you sniff …..
That seemed like a good play…too much of a quickie though.
On a somewhat related note:
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpps/news/dpgo-man-ok-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-pipe-lwf-20100108_5486325?obref=obinsite
That is quite an attractive pipe …… ouch!!!
What exactly IS ‘goog for the goose’ ?
One gold star for spotting the deliberate mistake GW …. tee hee
I have a strange suspicion that ruler is not to scale!!!!
I’m not sure …… but I don’t think it’s a real one ….
it is a Lord Farhquar type of ruler me thinks ??
He was very short wasn’t he …… [do you leave question marks off reciprocal questions? ..... I never know]
9maybe it should be a ! & a ? after it … anything goes these days and in my world lol]
even random 9’s …
You’re tired aren’t you ….. [OH NO, another reciprocal question!!!!!??!!!!??!!!]
Hey, that’s Charlie Brown’s penis!
It’s got three hairs just like his other head!
He looks smaller in the strip ……. must have a large bushel as well ……..
He’s probably one legged too, just shoves ‘it’ in the unused shoe.
Explains why he never really kicked the football Lucy was holding.
I know the problem …….
THANKS. I have spit coffee and ruined another keyboard.
I’ll be needing a raise now.
Don’t we all …….
Spit coffee? I doubt it. Some of you oddly seem to choose tea instead.
Now, about that raise…
I’m very sorry …. the co n n e t i … s e eee s … t o … b e …… b e a k n g ….. u
You be needin’ a bib from the sounds. *knee slap*