THE OFFICE

I had a marvellous day at the office yesterday.

My boss gave me a huge bonus, exclaiming,

“My goodness DP, sliced bread – brilliant!! – I would have cut it across and not lengthwise – we’ll sell lots more spam now – excellent.”

My innovation and consequent financial reward were the talk of the ‘Water Cooler Gang’. When I wandered past at lunch time – admittedly preening a tad – even Uma pinched me on the bottom. I felt slightly guilty obviously but, quite frankly, the last time Lo, she is a terrible Goddess pinched me I needed stitches. (Too much of this and next time you’ll need welding. Lo,TG Ed)

I nodded my head graciously and continued on my way to my private parking place. I instructed the pilot to take me to Klosters for lunch …… I thought I deserved a break ……

……… hang on ……… I don’t work in an office …… in fact I don’t work …… dammit!  Another dream ……… oh well ……….
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(The way the average portion size is going I can see lateral slicing catching on. Lo,TG Ed).

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