Just a few words can change status dramatically
From ‘dear heart’
To ‘fat old fart’
A way of confusing me quite systematically.
If only someone would, and I’d thank them ecstatically,
Help me just grasp
Before my last gasp
The answer to ‘hair?’ ‘bum?’ ‘dress?’ diplomatically.
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(Yawwwwn, still, quite a nice little pome. Lo,TG Ed)
Match of the Day
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(Why has he got a fishes’ tail? Lo,TG Ed)
Stumble It!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You seeing the woman and LoTG seein’ fishtails, I’m…keepin’ my mouth shut. rotflmao *gigglesnort*
I would strongly suggest young John that you repeat the ‘I’m keeping my mouth shut’ course. There are a couple of basics missing ……… sheeeeeeesh
They kicked me out for coming to class with mirrors glued toy shoes. It’s not ‘me’, it’s just the way I’m ‘made’!
I went to an all boys school – I had my mirror stuck to my back ….. tee hee
Help me out here, having a hard time on the visual placement as well as usage.
Just above the coccyx ………
…so who’d be looking into the glass and what angle is it in for ‘what’ of an angel to view?
People …… obviously …… the odd passing llama or cockroach …. and the angle has to be changed for different circumstances …. again …. obviously ………
Maybe some kind of rating system is the answer. You could complete a form and give Hair, Bum, Dress and any other characteristics between 1 and 5 stars. That way, honest information passes without the need for awkward conversation.
If you did it on the internet (say at http://www.TheTop100.net) you could also be at a minimum safe distance before hitting the ‘rate’ button…
Very sage advice young Somnambulist ….. my goodness that Top100.net site is going to prove very useful!
Ah well, if we told you then we wouldn’t be ‘mysterious’ any more would we?
Is mysterious good then? ….. *looks confused* …. *light dawns* ……… of course!
What Diane said.
Just found this quote that I remembered from the movie ‘Sliding Doors’
“Gerry, I’m a woman! We don’t say what we WANT! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don’t get it. That’s what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary.”
Quite.
Exactly.
HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!
I am with the the other goddesses .. go girls
Now …… there’s a surprise ……
hee hee “A woman is always a mystery: one must not be fooled by her face and her hearts inspiration”
There are way too many quotes round here today …. and you can quote me on that …..
‘don’t start what you can’t win!’ …[slight variation an a theme
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Richard Harris may have been able to help.
He sang ‘How to Handle a Woman’ on the soundtrack album of the film ‘Camelot’ and also won a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Recording of Jonathan Livingston Seagull……
Oh b****y h**l, this is getting very confusing …….
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.– Anonymous
Is that you remaining ‘anon’ Archie? [Buff doesn't visit here I hope ........ for your sake!]
I found it on the dreaded twitter. And it was quoted as being from “anon” there as well. I fear Sid and Sod may find it as well – soon.
Whenever I the words Sid and Sod I think of Sid Snot – the character created by the late great Kenny Everett ….
Is “Hair, Bum, Dress” anything like “Scissors, Rock, Paper”?
Similar – but more hazardous.
The TG seems to have every thing covered today ….. for a change …….. sheeeeesh
I like the JL matchstick
A matchstick with ambition is always uplifting …..