One for depression
Two for drugs
Three for a tramp stamp
Four for hugz
Five for an iPod
Six for a Mac
Seven for dressing all in black.
Eight to Twitter
Nine to Poke
Ten, beware the ethnic joke
There is a colony of the critters at the bottom of the garden that absolutely refuse to stay still for a photo opportunity – there were way more than three. I think that I should be dressing in black though ………
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Stumble It!
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Being dressed in the first place my help ……. *covers eyes*
I’m just taking a leaf out of JohnC’s book of blogging techniques ……..
Oh please don’t be messing with John’s leaf … !!! Leave it where it is pweeese!!
It’s only small ……. tee hee
Dynamite comes in wittle packages.
pow pow POW!
….. and it’s cold at the moment ……..
…that’s not funny. Kinda creepy. Creepier I checked. Creepiest your right.
Yep, lightin’ a fag and suckin’ at it. Just warmed me up with a glow.
Gee John – that’s swell!!! [just practising my Yank]
Came across as Keanu Reeves. Nice delivery.
Thanks awfully ol’ bean …. I must say, I do try my best …….. *preens*
Hmmm. Nope. Lost on this one more than my virginity. I’m scratchin’ my chest hairs, but there’s nothin’ there.
I’ll take two thanks
Aspirin or caffeine ……. ?
hmmm 3 for a girl really DaddyP – something you’re not telling us?
There are loads of things I’m not telling …. anyone – tee hee
you’re getting a tramp stamp?
There were more there!!!! – they wouldn’t keep still though ……… REALLY!!!!!
ive got a good recipe for magpie snaks you can use, but you need more than a couple of them birds
I thought you might have Nooter – four and twenty like blackbirds?
Poking a pheasant?
http://www.vutrax.co.uk/imgofday/20080331_sc1_20080305_1613_012%20sc1%20female%20pheasant%20+%209%20magpies%20+%20a%20magpie%20tail%20left%20edge(r+mb%20id@576).jpg
That’s a mighty long link GW ….. and a rather odd piccy at the end of it ……. although it does prove the accuracy of the modern prediction …..
Well, it makes sense that twitter would come up higher on the list than that blasted facebook poke… everyone knows twitter is better, but I’m really troubled at your conversation with fraccy sis. I have to agree with her request that you leave John’s leaf alone.
(You do know that folks are starting to gossip about you and John already, don’t you? And by ‘people’ I mean fraccy sis and I.)
(tee hee)
I must say that I do find John an inspiration – as the founder member of the Blog Naked Society I believe he should be looked up to and admired ……. from a distance …… tee hee
Yeah, it prevents blindness on sunny days due to the reflection.
Why is Fracas obsessed with my leaf?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much ……
That’s the good thing about “Penis Monologues”. With a leaf, there’s only so many ways you can tilt it, as opposed to it described with pillows, fluff, and stuff.
With all those couches and pillows in the ‘Vagina Monologues’, did they ever talk about the dust bunnies? Always fell asleep.
I fear that if anyone came up with a play called “The Penis Monologues” it would just sound like some dick talking to himself …….
…… actually, I might have a go at that …… whooooooooooosh
It doesn’t count if you don’t post it. Except self porn. Not that I know.
Phew ….. just finished it – just got to get permissions from the TG and then will publish next week ……… *star jump*
permissions…me don’t need no steenkeen permissions! a leaf in the hand is better than one hanging on the bush. (giggle snort)
Well I do …… but I am hopeful …… ‘She who must be dismayed’ will get into editing mode later [a trifle difficult at the moment cos of her eyes]
You’re not tryin’ to say anything remotely connected with my deaf grandfather’s wife…are you?
Heck, the Amish didn’t have cable, so if there’s other matters that ‘could be’ tended to in magical gardens where leaves blow away easily…
…you can go outside and catch a squirrel to pass off to Penfold, “Look what the stork brought us THIS time, son!”
I told Penfold the truth …… something about gooseberry bushes in knickers ….. as far as I recall ……
If you didn’t know he was a boy, you could have gone with a safe unisex name whose short form identifies gender.
Guys: Rhu
Girls: Barb
Rhubarb Papersurfer. Sounds British too!
I wish that was my name ……
If we called you DaddyBarb, some would think you were my father if I’m Dick. Just sayin’.
Well, at least the latter would be ‘green’ saving space, rather than use unnecessary bandwidth continuously.
Hi!
I was just listening to i-tunes and catching up on my blogs. Thought I’d say “Hi”. So I did.
Hello young Angelika ……. hope you’re feeling ‘normal’ today? ….. tee hee
I would worry about your gingernuts…can’t you see a plot?
A plot!!! *looks around wildly* ……. *clamps gingernuts in tight hold* …… *relaxes when remembers that Froglet is French and they always see plots around every corner* …….. phew