THE LEPRECHAUN’S LAMENT

Leprechaun

You might think the life of a leprechaun’s bliss
Digging up gold and taking the piss
But there are a few troubles that they must endure
The big problem is sex: wild or demure.

It isn’t the act – more the size of the bed
Which if you are small can cause losing the thread
If you’ve spend half the night a’finding your mate
There’s quite a high instance of Ardour Abate.

So if you should meet with a feminine sprite
Suggest to her strongly to see if she might
Try placing a light on the  top of her head
White would be fine but preferably red.

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This entry was written by daddyp, posted on January 5, 2010 at 7:00 am, filed under poems and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

5 Comments

  1. 70steen
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    how big is a leprechaun? This could be essential info should I stumble upon a sprite fem…..

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    daddyp replied: January 5th, 2010 at 9:08 am

    They vary in size from small to smaller. Mind you, you have to be careful, it’s possible the tiny ones are in fact a long way away ……. it’s all quite technical actually ……….

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    70steen replied: January 5th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    far too technical for me

    [hee hee we got snowed in ... no work for me today ... smiling:-)]

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    daddyp replied: January 5th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Is the country safe without you protecting our rears!!!?! ……… no wonder we’re in such a mess ……. tsk

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  2. 70steen
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm | Permalink

    it really isn’t my fault we are running out of grit and gas …. however maybe with my ‘grit’ and your ‘gas’ we could save the nation…..

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    daddyp replied: January 5th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Ha ….

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  3. nursemyra
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    Hold the gas in please daddyp!

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    daddyp replied: January 5th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Of course I shall …… [if you see me floating over the horizon you'll know why]

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  4. sledpress
    Posted January 6, 2010 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    Do leprechauns in fact favor redheads? Enquiring minds want to know.

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    archiearchive replied: January 6th, 2010 at 12:26 am

    Why is the stupid red-headed boy like a biscuit?
    because he is a ginger nut.

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    daddyp replied: January 6th, 2010 at 7:20 am

    I believe that Archie has answered Sledpress’s incisive and cogent question ……. [my work is almost done ..... *relaxes whilst nibbling a bourbon*]

    Actually, thinking about it, perhaps he hasn’t …… the answer is ‘yes’.

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    sledpress replied: January 7th, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    Actually it was probably a superfluous question; why else would they infest Ireland?

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    daddyp replied: January 8th, 2010 at 8:46 am

    Correct!!! 9/10 VG

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  5. kerryview
    Posted January 12, 2010 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    you learn something new (or old) everyday, daddy….

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    daddyp replied: January 12th, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    Personally I try not to Kerryview …… way too dangerous …… tee hee

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