THE FULL LENGTH MIRROR [or designers on my hit list …. or built by design]

naked-old-man-rides-motorcycle

Ah there he stands in all his glory
Every feature a named sob story
Hair by Finery
Nature, Whinery
Eyes enhanced by the House of Gory.

The mouth and teeth by Oral Cavity
The lower portions through Depravity
Skin by Wrinkled
Willy, Sprinkled
The look enhanced by Bloody Gravity.

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5 Comments

  1. Posted May 5, 2011 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    You have a sprinkled willy?

    daddyp replied:

    Designed by Sprinkled before they ironed out all the wrinkles ….

  2. Posted May 5, 2011 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    candle light is the anti-mirror. oh, that and being horiffically near-sighted!

    daddyp replied:

    I’m considering hanging upside down like a bat for the rest of my short and uneventful life …

  3. Posted May 5, 2011 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    I am pretty much lost for words… can’t believe TG let you out like that ??

    daddyp replied:

    Once a Rocker always a Rocker …. down with the Mods!!!

    daddyp replied:

    Lost for words? …. result!

  4. Posted May 6, 2011 at 1:49 am | Permalink

    Hanging upside down would cause everything to sag in the opposite direction and cause some things to get in the way of other things. All the sediment in your organs would get stirred as well. Just saying. Go ahead and try it…

    daddyp replied:

    Oh … *has second thoughts* … I know!!! I’ll have a little lie-down ….

  5. Posted May 6, 2011 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    That cyclist needs to eat more

    daddyp replied:

    Perhaps he’s going so fast that everything has blown round the back … ?

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