THE DADDY PAPERSURFER MEMORIAL GALLERY

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This property is for rent in the Old Town Hastings. The cost? £28000 per annum plus rates and ‘stuff’.

I propose that some rich git gifts it to me so I can open a permanent space to show my genius.

I guarantee that my work will increase in value as soon as I’ve died.

It can’t be long *sniffle and slight cough*.

This is a real investment opportunity.

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