THE DADDY PAPERSURFER MEMORIAL GALLERY

oldtownmuseumhighstreethastings-1444751825

This property is for rent in the Old Town Hastings. The cost? £28000 per annum plus rates and ‘stuff’.

I propose that some rich git gifts it to me so I can open a permanent space to show my genius.

I guarantee that my work will increase in value as soon as I’ve died.

It can’t be long *sniffle and slight cough*.

This is a real investment opportunity.

2 Comments

  1. Posted November 11, 2015 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    We could mummify you, you could be one of the pieces that would increase in value. I can’t see another (or a better) way of achieving that.

    What?

    daddyp replied:

    *googles – how much does it cost to mummify a god* – oh, quite pricey.

  2. Lotg
    Posted November 12, 2015 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    Nonsense. We, or rather I, will take you down to the local smokery. You can go in with the kippers, no one will notice.

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