The question before this house: Who are the best debaters – Peabrains or Goddesses?
DP: Although you’d think that the Goddess would be the most likely to win an argument as she has all the time in the world now following the advent of washing machines, steam irons, dish washers, vacuum cleaners, microwaves, etc etc, thus giving her the opportunity to hone her debating skills and sharpen her rapier like wit, she actually doesn’t stand a chance against the towering intellectual prowess of a Peabrain. This is why the Peabrain has the upper hand – superiority will always win in the end.
[sits down with rather a smug expression on his face]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess [reclining on the chaise longue]: Oh well done, I can’t possibly compete with that ………. any chance of a cup of tea …….. and a gingernut?
DP: Yes dear.
[scurries off to the kitchen glowing with pride]
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Stumble It!
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Bless. So happy in his delusions….
I’m deluded? …….. I don’t think so ….. Signed D. Papersurfer PhD,MPhil,GIT
By the way, what are ‘argruments’….?
A ‘tab typo’ spotted – jolly well done [took me about 1/2 an hour to find what you were talking about ..... sheeeessh]
I like to help keep you occupied. We wouldn’t want you getting bored now, would we? Shoulsn’t that be a ‘tag typo’….?
Aaagh! ‘Shouldn’t’ – it must be catching….
I knew it, there is a god!!!! …… tee hee
Yes, there is… but did you really need Diane to suffer just so you could have proof? Aren’t gingernuts proof enough?
This selfish side isn’t quite as attractive as the former DP we’d come to know and love. You know, the DP of the ‘box’ days. That DP was so much more attractive you know…
A lot of people say that I’m nicer with my head covered …….. not sure exactly where the shellfish come in though …. *scratches head* ….. oh, the surfering …… got it!!!
Don’t you think that it’s a tad selfish to want your goddess to pretend you’re the master-debater?
:chuckles:
I have been called a lot of things over the years and you’re spookily close to the front runner on that one ……..
*school girl snigger…. master debater* Superb Dear Frac
….. and there was I trying to raise the tone …. can you 2 stay behind after class please, I want to have a word with you ….. *rearranges Star Chart*
{{fraccy sis – he just plays right into these, doesn’t he? We might eventually begin to wonder if he does it on purpose… but then we’d have to admit he’s smart enough to plan these things out. }}
You’ve rearranged the star chart? Since I was being factual and all, I assume you’ve placed my name at the top of that chart, so… thank you, I’m honoured!
On top of the naughty chart perhaps!
Please hand in 100 lines tomorrow ….
“I must not ……..” – I’ll let you fill the rest in ……. I’m sure you’ll do the right thing.
*raises eyebrow*
*cuts the power cord to her stereo before she can start playing “The Wall”*
Tee hee ……. you are a brick …….
A supple smooth and well oiled chest boy. *jutts out pecks*
Ooops. Forgot to pluck the areolas. *blushes*
there is no debate needed about this surely??…..
Is that the best you can do? …… ok, you win …… again ……… sheeeeeesh
No 70s, no debate at all
Grumph ………
It’s not whether you win or lose,it’s how you play the game. GO GODDESSES!!!
Exactly!!!! BTW, I’m having a ‘time out’ as my rapier wit and incisive intellectual repartee seems to be missing at the moment …… I’m trying to find a stand-in now ……. Bush isn’t doing much at the moment is he? ….. I might try and get him …….
[puts head into large box so voice is muffled and identity is a total mystery]
Teaching Goddesses to read was the peabrains second mistake. The first was teaching them to talk!
I’m just wondering if Buff ever reads this …… perhaps I should send her a link ……
But I was – oops – it was someone else! Truly. Just trying to get me into trouble.
[master debater - those young ladies need to be sent to the headmaster's office! Or perhaps the headmistress's office.]
Don’t worry Archie – I’ll sort them out …… and any trouble you might get into ….. I’m feeling relatively capable today …….
Can’t the peabrains and goddesses just have a bit of wine (okay lots) and then a nice roll in the hay?
All this debating talk is making me frigid.
Now I’m thinking allergies, asthma and the cost of wine …….. spontaneity needs a lot of planning you know …..
will you debate with me? id like some snaks too….
Dogs who deserve snacks wag their tails and are faithful friends and never drop tennis balls down the loo. All those who agree say “Yay” [or "bark"].
“Yay”
“Woof”
Motion carried ……. here Nooter ……. good boy!