THE DADDY PAPERSURFER DEBATING SOCIETY

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The question before this house: Who are the best debaters – Peabrains or Goddesses?

DP:  Although you’d think that the Goddess would be the most likely to win an argument as she has all the time in the world now following the advent of washing machines, steam irons, dish washers, vacuum cleaners, microwaves, etc etc, thus giving her the opportunity to hone her debating skills and sharpen her rapier like wit, she actually doesn’t stand a chance against the towering intellectual prowess of a Peabrain. This is why the Peabrain has the upper hand – superiority will always win in the end.

[sits down with rather a smug expression on his face]

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess [reclining on the chaise longue]:  Oh well done, I can’t possibly compete with that ………. any chance of a cup of tea …….. and a gingernut?

DP:  Yes dear.

[scurries off to the kitchen glowing with pride]

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