The temptation just to sit in the shade of a banyan tree and contemplate one’s navel is, on occasions, very strong.
There are some concerns however:
1. Where exactly is the next meal coming from?
2. Have I got an umbrella in case it rains?
3. Quite frankly my navel is extremely boring.
4. Oooo …… I might need a cardigan …..
5. I wonder what “Loose Women’ were talking about today?
6. Where’s the b****y computer!!!!?!
7. The TG better join me soon or there’ll be TROUBLE!!!!!
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(I am not the least bit tempted to sit contemplating your navel, banyan tree or no banyan tree. Lo,TG Ed)
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I was quite content with the prospect of standing around a muddy field in Forest Row until you put thoughts of The Seychelles in my head, mmmm, if I left for Gatwick now, I could be contemplating travel brochures by lunch-time. On second thoughts, I can’t afford the train fare, i’ll just take the laptop to the muddy field…………
you could try knitting your navel fluff
Ugh ……
ah I see a pattern emerging across the blogsphere…. Ugh morning DP
If anyone mentions a hangover again there will be trouble!!!!
CAN I GET YOU A NICE CUPPA COFFEE…. oops sorry was I shouting *snigger*
*puts head under cushion*
tsk and I thought you knew better a man of your age …. tra la la la la tra la la la la dumdee dumdee dum,,, dee dummmmmmmm
Ugh …………
i will see your ugh, and raise you an ohhhhh…
I thought we were going to be discussing citrus fruits…
(good if you have a hangover)
I agree the navel is a very boring body part. Besides who really wants to mess with a button that when pushed does nothing.
Ugh …….. [this could take ages - tee hee *ouch*]
Did you realize July 19 was declared (by Reagan) to be a day to celebrate ice cream? I bet right about now you could really go for some yummy RUM & Raisin!
:chuckles:
How very thoughtful young Fraccy ……
The banyan tree is worshipped by those who want children. Just another reason to stay away from it.
Is it? …… crikey crumbs, this is worserer than I thought ……..
˙lǝʌɐu ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ʞool ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ ʇ,uop noʎ sɐ ƃuol os ʇsnɾ ˙˙˙sǝıɥʇɐdɯʎs ʎɯ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ˙ǝuıɔıpǝɯ zıʇɐɯnǝɥɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsop ʎɥʇlɐǝɥ ɐ ɥɔns oʇ ʇɹosǝɹ oʇ pɐɥ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ uıɐd ɥɔns uı uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ noʎ ˙ɹɐǝp ɹood noʎ
Tee hee ha ha – firing on all cylinders I see ….. tsk. My navel BTW, is one of my best features ….. mainly because it’s covered up most of the time. It only makes an appearance if a need somewhere to put a dipping sauce ……….
I was going to make a considered and erudite comment but the thought of naval fluff in the chocolate sauce just put me right off!
Oooo ……. good point ……. yuk …….
I was sitting under a Sweetgum tree contemplating my gums. I realized they were as boring as navels and went for a pint at the pub.
Sugar babies are slightly less boring ……… I might join you down the pub though ……. Guinness?