THE CONTEMPLATION OF THE NAVEL

The temptation just to sit in the shade of a banyan tree and contemplate one’s navel is, on occasions, very strong.

There are some concerns however:

1. Where exactly is the next meal coming from?
2. Have I got an umbrella in case it rains?
3. Quite frankly my navel is extremely boring.
4. Oooo …… I might need a cardigan …..
5. I wonder what “Loose Women’ were talking about today?
6. Where’s the b****y computer!!!!?!
7. The TG better join me soon or there’ll be TROUBLE!!!!!

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(I am not the least bit tempted to sit contemplating your navel, banyan tree or no banyan tree. Lo,TG Ed)

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