THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GROUTING

At last I’ve got time to write this long awaited post. Many readers have expressed an interest in ………

STOP PRESS !!!!

I’ve just heard that Penfold’s book is now available.

“I couldn’t put this book down” – Alf Fotheringay, manager of the SupaGlue factory in Grimsby

“I’ve bought 100 copies and used them to decorate the downstairs loo. The perfect accompaniment to a good poo” – Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen

“The perfect thickness to stop my coffee table wobbling” – HRH Charles Windsor

“Every page turns beautifully” – Aloe Vera

“Is there a French translation?” – Sylvied

“I wish I’d learnt to read now.” – Daddy Papersurfer

An ideal present for family, friends and enemies – perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Easter and anniversaries – available every day of the week – just click on the image.

……. Fear not – next time I’ll cover the Gringely Sophism method of grouting.

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7 Comments

  1. tNb
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    So he can write … AND he can grout ???

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    daddyp replied: February 19th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    He’s much cleverer than he appears ……. I hope …..

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  2. 70steen
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    Done … hope it comes before Wednesday ,…. I have a 3 hour train journey to fill :-)

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    daddyp replied: February 19th, 2010 at 9:44 am

    If you buy two copies it’ll last twice as long …… you do the maths …….

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    70steen replied: February 20th, 2010 at 12:48 am

    huh hello ?? I don’t ‘do’ math!!

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    daddyp replied: February 20th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Please add an ’s’ to that comment – we are British you know ………

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  3. nursemyra
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    I thought Charles only drank tea

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    daddyp replied: February 19th, 2010 at 9:45 am

    AHA – I think he’s just shown the Freudian slip he likes to wear as well ……….

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  4. thinkinfyou
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    That is AWESOME! You should be soooo proud!!

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    daddyp replied: February 19th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    I should be of course …….. tee hee

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  5. gitwizard
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Is Lawrence awaiting your grouting services for that downstairs loo?

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    daddyp replied: February 19th, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    That’s the big advantage of using books – no grouting …..

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  6. Nooter
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    books are yummy

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    daddyp replied: February 19th, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Books are not yummy Nooter ……. naughty!!

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  7. livintheblues
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    that’s how my marriage ended to much grouting….er or was that grousing…

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    daddyp replied: February 20th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    One definitely leads to the other either which way …..

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