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Fifitrixibelle ushered us in and immediately began talking to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess in hushed whispers. They kept glancing at me. “Why don’t you go down the garden and get some fresh air, Peabrain? We’ve got a lot to talk about.” I wandered out of the back door feeling quite safe; after all […]


Witch Hazel was really not nice Always quite free with advice With warts oh so hairy I found her quite scary Unpleasant to be quite precise. Her demeanour was very abrupt Her temper was primed to erupt I admit to my shame And I know it sounds lame That I avoided her and her ‘disrupt’. […]


I manage to survive the coven convention yesterday although there was a rather dodgy moment when I joined a conversation about the size of container needed when making a sponge, and of course the discussion about when to tip and when not to tip, if there are wealthy Americans around who are tipping enough for […]

OH NO ……..

The coven is convening today ……… Mmmmmm …… perhaps I’d better choose …… (Goodness, that’s the first time you’ve posted pictures of your relatives, Peabrain. Why so shy? They look…. interesting, and there’s a definite family resemblance. Lo,TG Ed) ……. yep, probably safer …… (Poor Fifitrixiebelle’s looking a little tired in this one. Must be […]


Yesterday I failed to mention the really frightening incident that I cleverly managed to foil. On arrival at Fifitrixibelle’s cave I was offered a drink – “Champagne with hibiscus flower and syrup DP, you’ll love it!!!.” Now, I don’t know about you but a glass of champagne with what looks like a stag beetle marinated […]


I had to attend one of Lo, she is a terrible Goddess’s coven conventions last Saturday and quite frankly it’s a miracle I’m not a toad now. (Hmmm. Quite frankly, it wouldn’t be much of a challenge. Lo,TG Ed) During the mid-luncheon dissection of all things ‘peabrain’, as I was gently musing on the joys […]


Obviously my first glimpse of Lo, she is a terrible Goddess in the mornings fills my heart with glee but if her opening gambit of the day is “I’ve been thinking…..” my heart sinks to my stomach. “I’ve been thinking that the bathroom should be moved 2inches to the left like I suggested in the […]