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THE PENIS MONOLOGUES

Act 1
Penis enters stage right, stops mid stage, then wanders off stage left.
Act 2
Penis enters stage left, stands mid stage and clasps arms around itself ….. then exits stage left.
Act 3
Penis enters stage right and stands mid stage.
“I’m soooo sorry about that – I was feeling a bit of a dick.”
Takes bow to rapturous applause [...]