Tag Archives: weekends

LMAO

I’ve covered up my caption …….. got any ideas of your own? If anyone gets the exact caption to my marvellous, witty and badly drawn cartoon, they’ll win a DP t-shirt!!!!!!
Have a lovely weekend – may your bottoms fall off on a regular basis.
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Match of the Day

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TGF

By the end of today I will have finished the plastering in the new office.

I’ve just got to float and set the plasterboard on the right hand wall,
[oh look, the TG is sitting in the sun …… glad she’s managed to get a few minutes relaxation]

and the brickwork is going to be cleaned up and [...]

IF IN DOUBT …….

………. hide your head in a building.

If a chap wielding a very dangerous standard lamp should pass by in a very threatening manner, you’ll have no idea.
This is my top tip to get you through the weekend.
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POND LIFE

…….. and so the work continues dans le jardin ……..

The pond was lined and filled yesterday. It now needs landscaping and will have a quaint little rivulet to help aeration. The book says I must be patient and let the water balance itself before bunging some fish in. As goldfish are only about 99p each [...]