Tag Archives: water

STONE THE CROWS …

… the water has gone off again before I managed a shower! I’m going to have to learn how to cover myself in olive oil and scrape myself clean … that is if I can manage to peel my undercrackers off. Perhaps Lo, she is a terrible Goddess could help – I think I can […]

A STICKY SITUATION

One of the many delights of Surfugal is that the Water Board turn off the water for repair works with no warning at all. It’s nearly lunchtime now and there’s been no water since we woke up. There are long forgotten parts of my body that are sticking together causing some discomfort and shock that […]

GENESIS

“So, what we need to live is air, and then some water, and then bread; you know – trying to keep things simple.” Lo, she is a terrible Goddess thought for a moment and then said, “Well, none of that would do you much good if a 10 ton rock fell on your head.” “Aha […]