Tag Archives: wasting time

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO …

Well, if Sean can stun the world by eating grass in an area 8 feet by 8 feet I thought I’d better do something on a much grander scale.

This is a scale model of Salisbury Plain complete with …

… an exact replica of Stonehinge.
[Don’t tell Sean you’ve already seen Stonehinge – I told him I [...]

THE ART OF PROCRASTINATION

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Through the inner eye and macro mind I spied the emerald canopy and wondered what lived beneath. Are there dragons and sprites? Perhaps small villages suffering under the evil hands of a warlord? The wind ………
[no ….. that isn’t working]
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The Stony Frog tries to attract a mate by donning a vivid green headdress [...]

SMALL TALK

Oh hello, you look divine …. how are the boys? ….. did they build that shrine?
I’m not too sure – is this one mine? …. yes, I used the Northern line ….
Did you hear about Uncle Lime? ….. and then the incident with sisal twine ….
No, he’s fine ….. [that doorway’s crooked, if I just [...]

ONCE AGAIN ……

….. I’ve saved Zelda [and the Twilight Princess Midna]from Ganondorf.

It’s only taken me 62 hours and 31 minutes [shusssssh, don’t tell the terrible Goddess]. Luckily the game was a birthday present from Penfold and the delectable Tango so, surely, I can’t be in too much trouble for wasting my time.
OK, what’s next? All gifts [...]

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!

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I keep telling Lo, the terrible Goddess that the time I spend on the internet is educational and a high form of artistic endeavour.
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…….. gotta go – for many reasons, including my age ……….
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