Tag Archives: walking

BOTTOMS UP!

I was walking down the lane last week
And spied upon the ground
A banana skin just lying there
Which I failed to go around.
I was mesmerised and couldn’t stop
From treading on the skin
And proved that tales ‘bout slipping
Are true, to my chagrin.
I tumbled over and fell in the ditch
Looking like a pin-up,
My kilt was gathered at my [...]

AN OUTING

We went for my annual walk over Easter. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess seemed keen, so I thought “Why not? ……. Get it over and done with early this year.” (It’s usually timed to go with his annual bath: all that unaccustomed exercise makes him a bit  – fragrant? Lo,TG Ed)
We drove to Rye [...]

BEING BRITISH

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I went for a walk down at Pett level the other day to test out her new eyes.
Once again it was like being with a six year old. I had to stop and wait for her every few minutes as she examined things both near and far.
Anyhoo, we [...]