Tag Archives: village life

IT ISN’T ONLY CROCODILES THAT SNAP

Professor Marigolds is often seen striding through the village wearing robust tweeds with her glasses perched on the end of her nose. She’s retired now of course, but not so long ago she was a well respected scientist working for the War Office, concentrating on the theory that flavoured crisps could be used as a […]

REPORT FROM THE FETE COMMITTEE

The local fete committee worried about next year’s village fair Maypole Dance has put out a call for virgins. The scene this year was, quite frankly, a total debacle so far as innocent virgins were concerned. Unfortunately, in this village [average age 103+] there is a shortage of little girls and boys available to dance […]