October 4, 2010 – 6:00 am
I’ve often thought I might aspire to being a ‘best before’ date or even a ‘sell by’ date but I never thought I’d be a ‘promo code’…
This popped through my letter box the other day.
I opened it …… like you would…
HEY! that’s me!! And on closer inspection I spotted THIS!
Blimey, I’m being stalked by a [...]
It’s been an odd few days. The abscess wasn’t – it was just a gum infection. I also slept for 48 hours and my usually keen and incisive brain, full of wit, repartee and brilliant ideas ……. oh never mind.
Luckily I had the Open to watch on the telly, when I wasn’t dozing, and Lo, [...]
The Trojan Hearse.
A lot of the fascinating parchments I inherited when moving into the Cliff Top Residence concern information about weird goings on with members of the clergy.
For instance, one stained and dog-eared manuscript describes the Very Reverend Charletton Grimsbody, who was defrocked in 1738 by the then Bishop of Wainwright.
By piecing together snippets of [...]
Our immediate neighbour is Aloe Vera. She is probably over 100 but very lively, apart from a tendency, well chronicled in previous posts, to faint.
She receives regular visits from the vicar. I thought this was very caring of the man, until my suspicions were aroused when I accidentally observed the following scene whilst checking a [...]
February 9, 2009 – 6:00 am
In the interests of scientific discovery I am going to write this post whilst downing 3 double whiskies in close succession.
In order to keep the subject matter on a safe level I shall describe the weather and steer away from religion and politics.
Most of Gt. Britain is suffering a lot of snow but, tucked down [...]