Tag Archives: vegetables

I HATE GARDENING

Once again the vegetable plot has been a disaster. Slugs, snails, gales and caterpillars have decimated all my efforts. The only crop that has been reasonably successful has been the tomatoes. I used some of them to recreate a caterpillar. Unfortunately when I stuck pins in these little beauties during a voodoo ceremony I rendered […]

SO, WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE THEN?

I’ll tell you what ……. b****y slugs and snails that’s what!!! Under that protective funnel is what remains of my beloved courgette. Relations of these evil monsters ….. ….. have been chomping their way through my vegetables. I’ve wrapped recommended copper round them – useless. (You should see him making up tiny little overcoats; it’s […]