Tag Archives: vacuum cleaners

A POSSIBLE EXPLANATION ……

……. for where I picked up my HUGE germ …… (You’d be hard pressed to spot this HUGE germ – even with the Hubble telescope. Lo,TG Ed) ……. I’ve always suspected that neighbours are dangerous ….. . (Pretty gripping stuff, Peabrain – such selflessness.  Lo,TG Ed)(see footnote.) . Footnote: ‘Encourage your peabrain’ Wednesday comes round […]

I WAS BORN UNDER A WANDERING STAR

I got up from the sofa and strode purposefully into the hall. Why had I come out here? There must have been a reason. What was it? I decided to retrace my footsteps, turned and headed back into the living room. Ah, yes – the little accident with the cocoa powder and the foot prints […]

DEAD HEADING DEAD AHEAD

I was going to suggest to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess that she does some dead heading ……. ……… but I didn’t like the way she was looking at me at the time. I believe the incident with some talcum powder and the vacuum cleaner on ‘blow’ instead of ‘suck’ might be a contributory […]

MOI – VACUOUS?

I woke up suddenly. It was pitch black except for any eerie green eye watching me from the foot of the bed. I didn’t dare wake Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, to protect me …… waking her would be worse. I slowly moved my right arm out from under the covers and groped for […]