Tag Archives: vacuum cleaners

A POSSIBLE EXPLANATION ……

……. for where I picked up my HUGE germ …… (You’d be hard pressed to spot this HUGE germ – even with the Hubble telescope. Lo,TG Ed)

……. I’ve always suspected that neighbours are dangerous …..
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(Pretty gripping stuff, Peabrain – such selflessness.  Lo,TG Ed)(see footnote.)
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Footnote: ‘Encourage your peabrain’ Wednesday comes round every five years, on the [...]

I WAS BORN UNDER A WANDERING STAR

I got up from the sofa and strode purposefully into the hall.
Why had I come out here?
There must have been a reason.
What was it?

I decided to retrace my footsteps, turned and headed back into the living room.
Ah, yes – the little accident with the cocoa powder and the foot prints all over Lo, she is [...]

DEAD HEADING DEAD AHEAD

I was going to suggest to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess that she does some dead heading …….

……… but I didn’t like the way she was looking at me at the time. I believe the incident with some talcum powder and the vacuum cleaner on ‘blow’ instead of ‘suck’ might be a contributory factor [...]

MOI – VACUOUS?

I woke up suddenly. It was pitch black except for any eerie green eye watching me from the foot of the bed.
I didn’t dare wake Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, to protect me …… waking her would be worse.
I slowly moved my right arm out from under the covers and groped for the nearest [...]