Tag Archives: undercrackers

CROSS DRESSING

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been getting rather cross. Apparently I get dressed in the wrong order.
To aid your rather feeble imaginations I have taken the trouble to provide an illustration so I can get you on my side.

I spring from the bed in the morning as nature intended (Nature could never, ever, [...]

NE’ER CAST A CLOUT ‘TIL MAY IS OUT

Blimey what a can of worms. I Googled this *saying* to check whether it referred to May the month, or the hawthorn flower. Some say one thing and some another.
Anyway here is a picture of some may flowers in the back garden …..

……. and here is a picture of me having cast a clout ……..

Oh. [...]