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WILL THE NEIGHBOUR SURVIVE? ….. a new play by Daddy Papersurfer

Setting – the garden on a glorious summer’s day Props – one sun lounger and a hedge and some newly installed bird feeders The Players – The terrible Goddess [off stage right, reclining on ottoman] Daddy Papersurfer Aloe Vera Act 1 DP rushes on stage and then turns, heads back towards the house and shouts. […]

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO CHANGE

I have decided to retire from my brief but successful career in sound effects. My ‘Stampeding Horses’ couldn’t be bettered and I reached the zenith of my game in ‘The Charge of the Light Brigade’ [although some did say it sounded more like the donkeys on the beach at Blackpool during a wet patch]. Anyway, […]