Tag Archives: the TG

I’M BEGINNING TO FEEL SORRY FOR UMA

Poor Uma is getting quite desperate. I received this piccy today – how she found my email address I’ll never know. There is only one goddess for me …… and she is within shin kicking distance …… I’m not that daft. The TG’s feelings towards me were confirmed the other day when she landed a […]

QUOTE UNQUOTE

I don’t know if it was an attempt to motivate me but Lo, she is a terrible Goddess said as she stared at me yesterday, “When I first knew you, you had a complexion like a baby’s bottom. Now, it’s just….. like a bottom” ……….. …….. personally, I’ve always thought that my chiselled jaw was […]

BE VERY WARY OF THE CASSOWARY

A few years ago the TG and I visited a small zoo, just outside Figueira da Foz in Portugal. I don’t really like zoos, but this was quite nice – plenty of space for most of the animals, and a large proportion of the inhabitants was bird life – flying around and swimming on ponds. […]

MAGNETIC ATTRACTION

I was trying to explain to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess why I’m such a ‘babe magnet’ still. The chiselled jaw [it’s OK, I had the chisel removed with only a little loss of blood], the legs to die for [if you’re a chicken], the flowing locks on my head [grey is the new […]

GOING WITH THE FLOW

Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. Sometimes you know you are beaten before you start. Sometimes you have no control whatsoever.  Sometimes you just have to do what you’re told ……….. which has been the terrible Goddess’s apposite advice several (Surely more than several.  Lo,TG Ed) times over the (many Lo,TG Ed) […]

EGGS AND I

I’m a good egg. I will bend over backwards to help anybody ……. ……. except when 1. I’ve just woken up. 2. I haven’t had my first cup of coffee. 3. I haven’t got my teeth in. 4. The tasks as dictated by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess haven’t been completed. 5. It’s nearing […]

GROUNDBLOG DAY – DAY 3

*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING* “What the ………!” I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses. I jumped out of bed, forgetting that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway. I scooted across […]