Tag Archives: The Terrible Goddess & Me

WANTED – A PRIVET COUNCILLOR

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been ‘suggesting’ that the hedges need cutting at the Cliff Top Residence. Unfortunately I’ve been very busy, what with one thing, and another. Her ‘suggestion’ is getting more forceful by the day. I’ve fought back manfully. “But dearest …..” “Don’t ‘dearest’ me – get out there and cut […]

WAKEY WAKEY

Apparently, so I’m told, one minute I can be snoring and then, almost immediately, wide awake and flinging myself from the bed eager to start the day. However, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, has great difficulty waking. She slowly becomes aware that it is morning and uses the duvet to shield her eyes for […]