It’ll soon be December 3rd and as usual the annual Kilt Hoist will be held at Sprouston in sunny Scotland.
Of course the rules are well known – 1 point for each buttock exposed and 5 points for a ‘Bagpipe’ – 8 points against you and you’re out. The Sprouston W.I. will be acting as judges [...]
The Cliff Top Residence
SE England
England
Dear Chav,
You have no idea how delighted I was when, sitting in the park the other day communing with nature and musing on the meaning of life, you plonked yourself down beside me and turned your ghetto blaster to full volume.
My delight increased a thousand fold when you started ‘popping’ lager [...]
The Cliff Top Residence
SE England
England
Dear Boy Scout
How delighted I was when you knocked on the door the other day saying you’d do a job for a bob and I do apologise for offering you only 5p – I’d forgotten to take inflation into account. I do hope that the £20 pounds you demanded was enough.
I [...]
I think I’ve come up with the solution to remembering all my pin numbers and ‘stuff’ …………
…….. I’ll have the lot of ‘em tattooed on my manly arms.
I don’t think security will be an issue unless I have a rather nasty accident with a combine harvester.
Note to self – when visiting a ‘hole-in-the-wall’ always wear [...]
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