Tag Archives: talking

LACK OF COMMUNICATION

One of the things I love about Portugal is the inability to converse with the natives. As we all know the majority of the spoken word is wasted on expressing opinions of little worth, silly banter and boring anecdotes. (Avid readers fall into a different category …. obviously). I’m very pleased to keep my communication […]

PERPETUAL MOTION

I have returned from Wales with a reinvigorated belief that perpetual motion is definitely achievable. I’m going to spend literally several minutes on designing a cunning device that can generate power from the female vocal chord. From my own observations and the judicious use of an abacus I have calculated that a moderately sized gaggle […]

THE POWER OF SPEECH

I’m always amazed how some people can talk non-stop and never say anything remotely interesting……… ………. I, on the other hand, have been complimented on my silence …… several times …… .