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ON BEING GROWN UP

If the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club don’t send me complimentary tickets for the centre court for this year’s championships I refuse to change my socks and wash my feet for the next 12 months.
I also need strawberries and cream supplied for me every day that the Championships run.
You’ve got just under a [...]

IT WON’T BE LONG ……

……. before these pop.
It’ll be a little longer …..

……. before these are popped into my mouth.
It’ll be b****y ages …….

……. before I can pop in here to use the computer.
Oh ……. I wonder how I’m going to get the old garage door outside? …… whoops.
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Match of the Day

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