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ON BEING GROWN UP

If the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club don’t send me complimentary tickets for the centre court for this year’s championships I refuse to change my socks and wash my feet for the next 12 months. I also need strawberries and cream supplied for me every day that the Championships run. You’ve got just […]

IT WON’T BE LONG ……

……. before these pop. It’ll be a little longer ….. ……. before these are popped into my mouth. It’ll be b****y ages ……. ……. before I can pop in here to use the computer. Oh ……. I wonder how I’m going to get the old garage door outside? …… whoops. . Match of the Day […]