Tag Archives: stalkers

LOOKING FOR A JOB?

I find that I am in need of a stalker. All stars need at least one stalker.

If interested please leave me your details and a brief run down on why you think that you’d be suitable – the only criterion I have is that you’ve got a pulse.
Good luck ……..
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A SMALL REMINDER

Earlier this month in a moment of madness I promised one lucky avid reader a chance to win this bespoke t-shirt ….

…… and time is running out.
It would appear that there are quite a few people read this load of rubbish and don’t leave comments – quite frankly this is a very poor state of [...]