“Well, I’d just like to say that there was a bit of an incident, the details of which, I’d rather not go into at the moment. The result, on which I couldn’t possibly comment, could have had dire consequences and so I wasn’t left with a choice really. I realise that from the way that […]
If the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club don’t send me complimentary tickets for the centre court for this year’s championships I refuse to change my socks and wash my feet for the next 12 months. I also need strawberries and cream supplied for me every day that the Championships run. You’ve got just […]
Honestly goddesses can’t lose can they? Y-fronts and socks and not looking bad …… (That might be your opinion. Frankly I don’t think that’s a good look at all. Lo,TG Ed) ….. kernickers, stockings and suspenders ……… yuk! (Depends really. Is that Tim Curry? Lo,TG Ed) Honestly, you goddesses have absolutely nothing to complain about […]
I woke up and opened my eyes. Something wasn’t right. There was a strange light that brought back memories that I couldn’t quite grasp. I got out of bed and wandered with some caution into the living room. The light seemed stronger. I drew one of the curtains and was immediately blinded. I staggered backwards […]
