Tag Archives: snow

IS THIS THE END!!?!!

We’ve been snowed in for nearly 18 hours now!!!!! There’s at least an inch of snow outside!!!!!!!
The neighbours went out yesterday and haven’t been seen since. I do hope that they’re stuck somewhere and haven’t gone on holiday – that would be really annoying.
Worried about lavatory paper and have been experimenting with a torn up [...]

I DISLIKE THE WORD CUTE

The Upper Crusted and Crested Newt
Is the epitome of ghastly cute
He wears a ruff
Partakes of snuff
And turns sideways through doorways when playing the flute.
(We’re snowed in and beginning to suffer from cabin fever hence the awful poem. It’s been like this for literally hours now.)

THE ICE MAN COMETH

It might be small but it gives me a lot of pleasure.

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It froze – and then it got snowed on – and then it melted a wee bit – and then it froze again.
I wonder if the goldfish are still alive?
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IN THE WINTERY POND – A soap opera

Episode 1
Scene – A pond in the winter.

Goldfish 1 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?
Goldfish 2 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?
Goldfish 3 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?
Goldfish 4 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad [...]

SIZE DOES MATTER

I live right on the South coast of Britain. It’s very rare that there is enough snow so I can build an enormous snowman.

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See, I told you so ………. [nobody ever listens to me ………. tsk]
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