Tag Archives: slugs

THE VILLAGE FETE

In all innocence Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I went to the village fete yesterday to enjoy the delights of the local dog show, coconut shies, trapping rats and the raffle which was being run by Aloe Vera. I have high hopes that I’m going to win the first prize of a crate […]

SO, WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE THEN?

I’ll tell you what ……. b****y slugs and snails that’s what!!! Under that protective funnel is what remains of my beloved courgette. Relations of these evil monsters ….. ….. have been chomping their way through my vegetables. I’ve wrapped recommended copper round them – useless. (You should see him making up tiny little overcoats; it’s […]

FEEDING STATION

So the vegetable plot is dug and ready to go. I wonder who I can feed this year ……. apart from the slugs the birds and the rabbits, all of whom seem to have enjoyed my efforts last year …… oh, and the fox who appears to be a vegetarian and have very loose bowels.  […]

GROUNDBLOG DAY – DAY 3

*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING* “What the ………!” I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses. I jumped out of bed, forgetting that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway. I scooted across […]