Scene: The village shop. The girl behind the counter, Milly, is rearranging the display of gingernut biscuits.
Enter Mr Daddy Papersurfer.
Milly: “Oh, Sir Papersurfer sir …..” [getting rather flustered, whilst dropping a curtsy and three packets of gingernuts] ” what news I have for you! We have just been delivered of some Mother’s Pride, sliced, no [...]
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